Twidiots: Learn 2 Speak English lol

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In an increasingly diverse country such as ours, cultural and linguistic tensions are bound to arise. Our friends on Twitter have joined the conversation by requesting that everyone kindly learn English, but lyk 4 real ok lol???

Opss , sorry u don't get me ? Ouh , I forgot how poor ur english is . Too busy destroying other life , no time to learn english is it ?
— NAN (@NatashaNorazri) March 12, 2013

Why do pple send pple who can't speak English to my job to come get their meds, lile if I wtf ur sayin
— Mr.Ben&Jerry (@OmiGarii) March 9, 2013

Wid ur pop belly #BigBelly @justoakasneakz @losotheghost @kurikk_ & learn to speak english properly
— ᶥᵗˢδнαnτεέ♡ (@ItsSh4nSh4n) March 12, 2013

Why u swear ur fresh FUKEN gorrilla? — Last time I checked gorillas couldn't speak English lol ask.fm/a/2n70fdd4
— Chris Bruno (@SMOOTH_DARK) March 11, 2013

There worldstar comment are hilarious. Okay so because I know how to speak proper english and drink wine that I'm now white-washed and gay?
— J Staffz (@JStaffz) February 7, 2013

Dis foos need to lern propa inglesh
— Pedro Leon (@_Peter19) March 12, 2013

IDGFA HOWOLD YOU ARE OR IF YOU DNT SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH IMA PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FUCKEN SPACE UDERSTAND THAT MF #PISSEDTHEFUCKOFF
— July16✌ (@SoCallMeMaby) March 8, 2013

lern 2 english
— ☮Samantha Faith☪ (@vixenofthedeep) March 8, 2013

Most of u can neither speak nor type gud english for reals,and u're dere bracketing my gbags Like it's not spell check dat's saving ur asses
— JơJơ (@iam_Joakin) March 8, 2013