1. The Early Riser

This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.

2. The Chronic Drunk Texter

You're not even sure if you've ever received a text from this person while they weren't hammered.

3. The One Who's Incapable of Deciphering Minor Typos

It's so blatantly obvious and they yet somehow still make communicating with them a chore.

4. The Adult

An absurd amount of exclamation points and periods, mixed with unnecessary abbreviations of words; a cocktail of annoyance while texting.

5. The One Who Bails on You Before You Even Get a Chance to Answer

Why do they even bother asking you in the first place?