
Snow penis sculpture height
How much you’re enjoying the snow
Likelihood that it is “cold enough for ya”
Likelihood that you’re going to class
Number of pants you’re wearing
Iceballs to your face requiring stitches
Badassness of your snow fort
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Snow penis sculpture height
How much you’re enjoying the snow
Likelihood that it is “cold enough for ya”
Likelihood that you’re going to class
Number of pants you’re wearing
Iceballs to your face requiring stitches
Badassness of your snow fort
My freshman year of college, my ginger roommate bought some alcohol before he went home one weekend. When he left, my friends on my floor and I emptied his clear raspberry vodka into another bottle and replaced it with salt water (so that it wouldn't freeze) and put it back in the freezer. A week or two later, he and his friends were sitting around our room, drinking salt... Read More »