It’s widely accepted that celebrity deaths come in threes – but who’s next?
Peter Wentz – A sudden, tragic death would make Pete the poet of a generation. I’m thinking hot air balloon accident while taping a video.
David Blaine – Likely to die doing what he loves – being frozen in a block of ice, suspended over the Hudson river, with no food or toilet.
Tom Petty – tick tock tick tock, Mr. Petty.
Charlie on Lost - The writers are probably looking to pull something big during the season 3 opener. Charlie’s plot line is boring, and his death would be a shock.
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