Top Ten Reasons why turning 21 rocks

10.) You can now legally purchase a handgun

9.) You are now one year closer to being too old for the draft

8.) You get a liscense with no red bars on it

7.) You can almost rent a car by yourself

6.) That college degree is only a few years off

5.) Running fromthe fuzzwhen your drunk is now only a recreational activity

4.) You can visit exotic places where women undress with the use of dollar bills

3.) 24 more years and you can finally make your attempt at the presidency

2.) And yes the years of wondering what scuzzy beer your going to be able to take from your mom and dad’s fridge to bring back to school with you are over, finally you can legally purchase your own.

1.) Hurray Beer!