We get a lot of people sending us their books at this office. This is the first one that I actually think is worth endorsing. Here's an awesome sample:
Ten Household Accessories Belonging to Serial Killer, Ed Gein
Seriously, man? A nipple-belt?
- Lamp shades made from human skin
- A belt made from nipples
- Four noses and a heart
- A table with shinbone legs
- A bowl made from the top of a human skull
- Salted female genitals in a shoe box
- A pair of lips on a string curtain pull
- A shirt of human skin complete with female breasts
- The faces of nine women, mounted on a wall
- A head with large nails hammered through each ear.
Seriously, man? A nipple-belt?

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