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We get a lot of people sending us their books at this office. This is the first one that I actually think is worth endorsing. Here’s an awesome sample:



Ten Household Accessories Belonging to Serial Killer, Ed Gein

  1. Lamp shades made from human skin
  2. A belt made from nipples
  3. Four noses and a heart
  4. A table with shinbone legs
  5. A bowl made from the top of a human skull
  6. Salted female genitals in a shoe box
  7. A pair of lips on a string curtain pull
  8. A shirt of human skin complete with female breasts
  9. The faces of nine women, mounted on a wall
  10. A head with large nails hammered through each ear.

Seriously, man? A nipple-belt?

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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.