For years the comic strip “Marmaduke” has baffled readers with it’s complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That’s why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it…finally!
Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson, eternally ten to forty years behind the curve of popular culture, has confused “looking younger” with “looking like a douche.”
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