Ode To Popped Collars

While passing through campus
On the way to class
I saw a douche in a polo
Popped collar, like an ass

I assumed I was mistaken
But then it bothered me
Why would one partake
In such acts of faggotry?

I glimpsed upon the visor,
That Bluetooth phone
Both asserted to me
That it is men whom he’d bone

He may believe his apparel
Is a clever disguise
Although it makes it more obvious
That he is into guys

I hope one day
We will live in a place
Where all who pop collars
Are kicked in the face.