I make it a point to look at each new stupid gift Facebook comes out with. I even sent them my idea for the herpes gift (www.collegehumor.com/article:1721084).
In the email, I exclaimed,“You gotsta give the peoplz wut dey want!!!1”. Towards the end of my formal concept pitch, I outlined several new designs and concept groups. Apparently they didn’t find any of them worth paying me for.
But they were all worth STEALING!
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this. All they did was flip it, dampen some colors, and add little gay hearts!
Here’s the original I showed them.
They even changed the name to ‘LoveHand” what the hell?! They made it f*ing mainstream. What an abomination! I am sending them a grievance letter about the theft and Mickey-Mousification of MY work.
They must be stopped.
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
