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The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame

by Streeter Seidell on


The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!

The Nominees

A) UNC, Chapel Hill, NC
Submitted by Lucas

In an Intro to Country Music class.

Professor: Don’t forget to bring in your scan-tron bubble sheets for the midterm on Tuesday.
My brilliant roommate: Is this test multiple choice?

B) Brown University, Providence, RI
Submitted by Samuel

During a Political Science seminar, we were discussing the widespread problem of homelessness.

Idiot: If I suddenly became homeless, I would just call up my friends Jenny or Paige and sleep over there. Why don’t they just do that?

C) University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY
Submitted by Jessica

In a Dinosaurs and Disasters class, the Professor was showing pictures of a dinosaur that resembles a porcupine:
Professor: So who can tell me what animal living today looks similar to this one?
The Brilliance: A triceratops?
Professor: pauses and stares … No….

D) Colorado School of Mines, Golden, CO
Submitted by Chris

In a history gen-ed course, the topic was the Nazi regime, and the teacher shows a document with Hitler’s Signature…

Head of the Class: Wait…Hitler signed his name in English?

E) UMass, Amherst, MA
Submitted by Doug

Double-Whammy in an astronomy lecture.

Professor: What benefits does the Earth receive by having an atmosphere?
Contestant #1: Gravity?
Contestant #2: Night and Day?

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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you’ve heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won’t be able to use it.
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