BlaZerBoY2k: a/s/l?

Me: c’mon, seriously?

BlaZerBoY2k: jk, I know who you are lol

BlaZerBoY2k: sup

Me: I’m kinda pissed actually. Someone rear-ended my car the other day.

BlaZerBoY2k: tht sux :( hey, have you seen that new vid on ebaumsworld with the lady stomping grapes? I’ve got the link..

Me: yeah I have, it’s pretty funny

Me:so now I’ve gotta file a claim and go through all this bs with the insurance co.

BlaZerBoY2k: buck up, I got something that will change your luck

Me:what?

BlaZerBoY2k: its just this little message, send it to 5 ppl

Me:oh I hate those things

BlaZerBoY2k: if you break the chain you’ll die alone. It’s proven science, you can’t take that risk..

BlaZerBoY2k: so wat happened w/ that girl you liked?

Me:we went out a couple times but apparently she has bf or something now, fucking weak

Me:it sucks cuz she was real cool, we had fun together

BlaZerBoY2k: Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

BlaZerBoY2k: that’s what I always say

Me:don’t give me that crap

BlaZerBoY2k:well I’ve got this love test you can take, it’ll predict your love life

Me:I’m not falling for that one again

BlaZerBoY2k: there are other fish in the sea, a great guy. Just remember, you’re unique. Just like everyone else ;)

Me:omg, plz stop.

BlaZerBoY2k: you’ll find a great girl. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Me:how original.

BlaZerBoY2k: I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Me:?????

BlaZerBoY2k: just one of the best lines from my favorite movie, duh

Me:I gtg, ttyl

BlaZerBoY2k: k, late