Best Day Ever-
Message 1: “Hey, baby. I know you’re so nervous about today. I’m just at work, thinking of you. No matter what happens I’m going to come home, cook you dinner butt naked, you stallion! Love you!”
Message 2: “Hello there, this is Doctor George! Sorry to have gotten you so worried, but it turns out my glasses were dirty and it wasn’t a tumor at all, isn’t that funny?”
Worst Day Ever-
Message 3: “Uh. Oh, geez. This is… Doctor George. You know… I went to clean my glasses just now and it was… still there.. um. It’s actually the biggest tumor I think I’ve ever seen. You should… probably come down here.”
Best Day Ever. Worst Day Ever.
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