It can be very difficult to determine if it's appropriate to send someone a friend request on facebook. Fortunately I've come up with a handy guide to help you figure out whether it would be cool or creepy to friend someone:
| Scenario | Appropriate to send a friend request? |
| You get assigned to a group project with a girl from your class | YES |
| You meet a cute girl at a party and chat it up for awhile | YES |
| You meet a cute girl at a party. You can't remember her name, but after an advanced search on facebook you've narrowed down the possibilities to 12 different girls. | YES TO ALL |
| She has the same last name as you. | YES |
| She doesn't have the same last name as you, but it starts with the same letter. Oh yeah, and she's hot. | YES |
| She has a name that rhymes with a part of the female anatomy | YES |
| She went to the same middle school as you. You were too scared to ever talk to her, but you are pretty sure that you were in love. | YES |
| You sit near her in class sometimes. She takes good notes. | YES |
| You've never met her, but your buddy's cousin dated her in 8th grade and said she's crazy hot. | YES |
| You found a sweatshirt with her name in it that she lost in the dining hall. It smells good. | YES |
| You are a girl and you like his updates on collegehumor.com | HELL YES |
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