“Say, Brutus, what’s that behind your back?” – Julius Caesar
“Let’s make the guillotine a bit rustier, so it takes a couple more whacks to kill ‘em. How could that possibly backfire?” – King Louis XVI
“My scalp itches. I wish I had something to take care of that.” – General George Custer
“Ahh, I’m just messin’ with you guys.” – Jesus Christ
“For the last time, we’re not lost! Now stop bitching and help me build this sand castle.” – Moses
“I’m so proud of being elected President. I’m going to remember this day for the rest of my life.” – Ronald Reagan









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