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Not-So-Famous Historical Quotes

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“Say, Brutus, what’s that behind your back?” – Julius Caesar













“Let’s make the guillotine a bit rustier, so it takes a couple more whacks to kill ‘em. How could that possibly backfire?” – King Louis XVI











“My scalp itches. I wish I had something to take care of that.” – General George Custer













“Ahh, I’m just messin’ with you guys.” – Jesus Christ








“For the last time, we’re not lost! Now stop bitching and help me build this sand castle.” – Moses













“I’m so proud of being elected President. I’m going to remember this day for the rest of my life.” – Ronald Reagan

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At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More » when a very apologetic ninja showed up and said that they got the wrong room. I don't know what I was hurt more over. Being called smelly or not being invited for revenge on the smelly Asian smokers next door.