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  1. Halo meets Donkey Kong… And kicks ass!
  2. Do you want to have a boner for a week? No? Do you have to boil a crocodile penis and drink it? No? Okay, me either.
  3. Classic Mr. Peeper’s on SNL. God I miss Chris Kattan.
  4. Gymnastics is so gay… Until you mix it with dunking a basketball!
  5. Attending high school track games seems pretty dangerous. Sorry little bro, I’ll no longer be cheering you on.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"