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Why I'm Glad Spring Break Is Over - A Nerd's Point of View

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  • Regular library hours return, thank god.
  • I was missing the school’s food. Taco Tuesday, bitches!
  • Three words: Jean Shorts Weather. ‘Nuff said.
  • The computer lab is open so I can play video games on DSL instead of my parents dial up. They still use AOL. pwnd.
  • The basketball team is finally done using the gym so our fencing club can have our first match.
  • It’s warm enough to shoot the final climatic battle scene of our TMNT (that’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for you n00bs) spoof.
  • All the hot chicks put up their spring break beach pics on facebook so I have something new to masturbate to.

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My freshman year of college, my ginger roommate bought some alcohol before he went home one weekend. When he left, my friends on my floor and I emptied his clear raspberry vodka into another bottle and replaced it with salt water (so that it wouldn't freeze) and put it back in the freezer. A week or two later, he and his friends were sitting around our room, drinking salt... Read More » water, and acting drunk. He even noted that he could "really taste the raspberry." The look on their faces when we told them that it was salt-water was priceless...and I'm sure the placebo effect immediately wore off!