A)University of Central Arkansas, Conway, Arkansas
On the week of Friday the 13th

Genius: Do you think September 11th will ever fall on Friday the 13th?

Everyone in class starts laughing really hard.


B) Dutchess Community College in Poughkeepsie New York.
In some random biology class.

Teacher: Any questions?

Dumbass blonde girl: At what age does a deer become a moose?



C) East Stroudsburg University, East Stroudsburg PA
Submitted by Andrew

During an Intro to Microeconomics class:

Professor: Today we are going to be discussing chapter 7, which covers outsourcing. Before we start, would anyone like to tell me what they think about the increase in outsourcing in the United States and how it effects the amount of jobs given to foreigners as compared to Americans?

Closet Racist: Yeah, I hate it because I can never understand those Mexicans when I have to talk to them on the phone.

Professor: stunned silence

D) St. Johns University, Queens, NY
Submitted by Anthony

During Science, where the professor is demonstrating static by
separating sand with a baloon.

Blonde Broad: Is that like what Jesus did with like the Red Sea?

Professor: You mean Moses?

Blonde Broad: The guy with the boat?

Professor throws up

E) Champlain College, Burlington VT

Submitted by Frank
In a International Hospitality Class:

Professor: What are some other countries that use American Dollars as their currency?

Blondie: Hawaii?
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