I’ve made millions in sports betting and other various gambling ventures and now I’m going to pass that knowledge on to you. One of the best bets you can make is a propositions bet. In this bet you’ll have a proposition and various options that pay different odds. So how do you beat the system? It’s easy. I’ll show you how.
The following example was taken off a popular gambling site.
What is the next state in the U.S. to get hit by an earthquake registering 5.0 or higher on the Richter scale (According to www.usgs.gov)
Ok let’s examine some of the options. California is a clear favorite paying -105. That means you must bet $105 to win $100. Hawaii is next at +150, which means you win $150 for every $100 you bet. Well as a professional I know there is no money in the favorites. Take New York, they haven’t had an earthquake since 1884. They are totally due. And it pays +8000. Now get together $101,000. Place a $100,000 bet and use the other grand to perfect that earthquake machine you’ve been working on. Congratulations you’re net worth is now 8 million dollars. Tax-free.



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