Name: Miss Fluffers
Age: 1
School: Kimberly’s Apartment
Hometown: The Pet Shelter
Major: String Theory
Favorite Drink: Milk
If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do?
Meow.
What should I avoid doing?
Meow.
What’s better, twine or yarn?
Meow.
Are you single?
Meow.
What’s your most embarassing college moment?
(Miss Fluffers begins grooming herself.)
(Miss Fluffers, having now lost all interest in her interview, starts chasing a ray of light. It is adorable.)
More pictures of Miss Fluffers after the jump!
Just kidding
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