How To Get Jewelry

Finally, another one of those rare updates for girls. This is all about what a girl wants: jewelry! We all want it, but wecan’t use guilt and sex to get it all the time.After a while,the boyfriend starts to expect sex without giving us something in return, especially if you both orgasm. It’s time to get creative, girls!

1) Drop bold hints.
You: “So, your best friend Charles just bought Jackie a new bracelet. She loves it. It’s shiny and has a pink heart on it, and now she loves him even more.”
Your Boyfriend: “Charles didn’t buy Jackie a bracelet. He found it on the side of the road and cleaned it, then told her that he bought it.”
You: “At least she got jewelry.”
The trick to this approach is not actually saying what you want, especially if he asks you if you want jewelry. The proper answer is always “Of course not. I don’t need you to buy me wonderful shiny pretty things to feel special, but I wouldn’t say no.” If he doesn’t buy you jewelry within a week or two, you should definately throw a hissy fit. It’s his fault for being stupid and not buying you things anyway.

2) Get your friends to bother him.
Your friend: “Catherine wants a bracelet.”
Your boyfriend: “She said she doesn’t need jewelry to feel special.”
Your friend: “Just buy her a bracelet. She wants the one with the pink heart charm on it.”
When your boyfriend approaches you later, giggle and play dumb. Guys love dumb girlfriends. You might even say that your friends wants a bracelet, and she is trying to hint to her boyfriend, which you would never do. If he doesn’t buy you jewelry, cry. Don’t tell him why, but cry anyway. He should have bought you a bracelet and he should know that.

3) Send him links to pictures of the jewelry that you want.
Your boyfriend: “What is this link?”
You: “Oops, I sent that to the wrong window. I was trying to show Twitch what he should get for his girlfriend.”
Your boyfriend: “Yeah, she would like that.”
You: “Well, you know, we have the same tastes.”
Be sure to deny that you actually want that piece of jewelry. He needs to figure out on his own that he should buy it. By now, he should be ordering that jewelry for you. If he doesn’t give you jewelry soon, it might be time to analyze your relationship. Deeply analyze. Why are you still with him? He should be buying you jewelry. Make sure you tell him that you are thinking about where this relationship is going. Being open and honest is very important in a relationship.

4) Leave the catelogue laying open on his bed with the item circled as you go to the shower. It helps to leave the order form, already filled out, right next to the picture.
Your boyfriend: “Are you ordering this?”
You: “Well, I was thinking about it, but I don’t really want to spend the money.”
Your boyfriend: “Yeah, it is kind of expensive, which is why I’m a little worried that you filled in my name for the billing information.”
You: “Oh, did I? Well, what do you know, it does say your name! Sorry, I’m just so used to writing ‘Chris’ every time I see a heart.”
That excuse is so lame that he had better get the hint. You might even help him out by pulling out his credit card, but ‘just because you like the color’, because you should never tell him that you really want something. At this point he should be like “Oh, let me buy this for you while my credit card is out.” Don’t act grateful, whatever you do. A simple “Thanks, babe,” should do fine. He probably expects sex now, so take your top off. If he doesn’t buy it yet, dump him. He doesn’t deserve you anyway.

Remember girls, no matter what, don’t tell him what you want. You should never say anything like “Chris, I really want that bracelet with a little pink heart on it.” because…well, you just shouldn’t. And I really don’t want a bracelet, honestly. I know I’m special without jewelry. This whole thing was to help other girls get jewelry from their boyfriends, not to hint thatI want a bracelet. jewelryark.com/uploads1/jewelry_new_db/IJM/large/G4581WDPSB.jpg