1. Most porn stars have managers. This girl's managers just happen to be named mom and dad.
   
2. Bukakke Milk: Not sure if this comes in non fat.
3. I still think I would kick this guys ass at mario kart.
   
4. We're sorry to interrupt, we are getting breaking news…
5. If God didn't want us to snort wasabi, he wouldn't have made it into a powder.
   

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