105% – The best thing to happen to the Internet since all music and movies became free
"Haley, There's no easy way to tell you this. You were an accident."
"You told me I was adopted."
"It was a very big accident."
"You told me I was adopted."
"It was a very big accident."
Text Messages from Famous Historical Figures
1 if by L&, 2 if by C-Paul Revere
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-Sylvia Plath
Four out of five men agree: Man #5 is wrong.
ebay feedback for Manhattan, left by the Native Americans
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I love having sex on Daylight Savings. It's the only time I can tell my girlfriend we had sex for an hour and thirty seconds.
This whole French/Freedom thing is a lot of bullshit, if you’ll pardon my freedom.
What not to say to a group of black men wearing short pants: "Haha, look at those stupid knickers!"
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
Alright, dudes, I'm Ready for 420
Tornado Warnings Don't Apply To Assh*les
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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