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Obvious: At a funeral
Important: Talking about your pilot.
“That’s made of bricks”
Obvious: Talking about a brick building
Important: Describing dessert.
“Phillip’s arm is falling off!”
Obvious: Phillip is a leper.
Important: Phillip is holding you above a bottomless pit.
“I like cats”
Obvious: Mid-30’s woman living alone.
Important: Discovering why your cat is covered in BBQ sauce.
Obvious: A response from Superman
Important: Decided who gets the last parachute.
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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
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