Comparing the life of a college student who stayed home and the life of a college student who went away to school

6:20am- Wake up for your 8am class.
6:22am- Curse because it snowing out and you’ve gotta drive through that crap to get to class you freakin hate.
6:25am- Stand in front of the shower and consider if its even worth it to go to class today.
6:35am- Scream like a 5 year old when one of your parents flush the toilet while you’re in the shower.
7:00am- Get in your car an drive to school
7:45am- Arrive at school, curse that you have to walk to class in the freaking snow.
8:00am- Arrive in class.
8:05am- Professor arrives in class, everyone mocks him in their mind.
8:06am- Half the class is asleep, Professor takes this as a personal insult and goes into a desk kicking rampage.
8:09am- Someone’s phones goes off, its his mom checking in. He kills himself.
8:15am- The professor asks the first question, silence.
8:16-9:30am- Professor rambles on about some crap, students doodle, corpse lays in the corner, no one acknowledges it.
9:30- Professor waits until the last possible second to let class go, makes it worse by saying “I want you to get your money’s worth.” Second student kills himself. Suicide note indicates that his mom wanted him to sleep in his bed because of the thunder last night.
9:31- Students leave class and realize that life gets no worse than this moment.