The hit show MythBusters is about to do an episode made up entirelyof ideas submitted by the viewer. I was looking around in my 13-year-old little brother's room when I found this list he was planning to send to them:

• If you make an ugly face, it will stay that way forever.
• In ninth grade Joe Radzynowki stuck a toothpick in his dickhole.
• If one person is rubber and the other is glue, whatever the first person says bounces off the other person and sticks back to him.
• My dad is only hard on me because he loves me.
• A checkers set is just as cool as a Nintendo Wii, and mom will have a job soon
• Circle circle dot dot also works for AIDS
• My parents got a divorce because I don't do my chores.

• All boys my age experiment with each other
• Jessica Hampton can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
• Dinosaurs
• If you think about it really hard, you can grow facial hair.
• Allison Flanderjan has flapjack titties and gave Jimmy Nelson a handjob under the bleachers pass it on.
• When twoatoms are accelerated to near the speed of light then collide a barrage of sub-atomic particles is realeased including particles known as gravitrons.
• When I was six, my dog Snickers left to go live on a farm.