Round 1
Optimus Prime unfolds into large truck, runs over Mark.
Optimus: 1 Mark: 0

Round 2
Mark writes a really mean blog entry.
Optimus: 1 Mark: 1

Round 3
Optimus Prime sardonically creates facebook group, "Mark Zuckerberg Is Cool." No one signs up.
Optimus: 2 Mark: 1

How do you think it will end?

To be continued…