Me: Oh, hi. My name's Cody.
Her: Oh, hey. So I like girls.
Me: Hey, me too. Aren't the chicks on campus really hot?
Her: Why yes, yes they are. This place is eye-candy-ville. Hey, you should come to the Gay-Straight Alliance Meeting tonight.
Me: I'll bet I could meet girls there… oh wait.
Her: Right.
Me: Wait, it is the Gay-Straight Alliance, so the way I figure, I've got about a 50/50 chance with any given chick. Ooh, wait, I'll prolly have dudes hitting on me, and I'll be all like, "No, man, I'm here for the other half of the alliance."
Her: Okay, later.
Me: Bye.