I Don't Know Maybe I'm Just Weird

I like to read books and everything but I find that everytime I pick one up I just forget about it the next day. I’ll come back to it and I’ve lost my place and I have no idea what’s going on and everything. So I had this idea. I could use a bookmark but instead of a normal book mark I’d use like a piece of pepperoni. That way whenever I think about eating pepperoni I’ll remember to read my book…..I don’t know though all that grease might leave stains all over book…..hmmm……If I used a cracker it would just get crumbs everywhere……I got it! I can use a packet of mustard. That way whenever I’m eating pepperoni and I want to put mustard on it I’ll have to go to my book to get it. I could even use that spicy Chinese mustard. That stuff is soooo good……But where am I gonna get all those mustard packets…..hmmm……..I’m gonna go see what’s on T.V.