The NCAA Men's Basketball "Only a mother could love" team

With the national championship just days away, I’ve decided to pick the first annual “Only a mother could love” team. Selections were based not on athletic ability, scoring ability, or anything even remotely based on basketball. But solely on how unfortunate looking they are. The five young men selected to this honor exemplify what it truly means to have a face only a mother could love.

Without further ado, I present to you:

1. Our first selection is a 6-4 guard coming out of Syracuse. Not only does he sport a SWEET fade but straps that haircut on with a fashionable chinstrap beard. He also rocks some all-star ink, that I’m sure he shows off while cruisin campus in his customized ’02 cavalier


2. The second selection is a reigning national champion and guard/forward for Florida. Corey rocks a sweet headband which gives his ‘fro that muffintop poof


3. The third selection was named the ACC player of the year, which was certainly not based on looks, Jared Dudley is a forward out of Boston College. He sports one of the coolest cornrow doos you will ever see, along with a nose right out of Israel.


4. Our forth selection comes out of the great dynasty of UCLA, Lorenza Mata, there’s not really much else to say…


5. And our fifth and final pick, is the second member of our team from the reigning national champions. Joakim Noah has the hair and teeth only a blind mother could love. His father may be rich, but remember, money doesn’t buy good looks, unless you buy bigger boobs, but I really don’t see that helping in this scenario