Who's in: NFL Cheerleaders

It's that time of year again…

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (themed orgy fantasies involving the Philadelphia Eagles cheering squad)??

HELL YEAH, I AM!!!

Who's out: Lindsay Lohan

It should go without saying that whenever I think a girl is hot, I'm operating under the assumption that she has a relatively normal and functional vagina – but sweet Sassy Molassy! This week, possibly Photoshopped pictures were posted of LL's honey pot, which looks like a normal vagina that has been hit with a hammer. I'd put up a link to it, but as soon as I saw the pictures I threw my computer in a tub of bleach.

It's like she got it caught in a Parent Trap! HAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, I meant "Bear Trap."