Who’s in: NFL Cheerleaders
It’s that time of year again…
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (themed orgy fantasies involving the Philadelphia Eagles cheering squad)??
HELL YEAH, I AM!!!
Who’s out: Lindsay Lohan
It should go without saying that whenever I think a girl is hot, I’m operating under the assumption that she has a relatively normal and functional vagina – but sweet Sassy Molassy! This week, possibly Photoshopped pictures were posted of LL’s honey pot, which looks like a normal vagina that has been hit with a hammer. I’d put up a link to it, but as soon as I saw the pictures I threw my computer in a tub of bleach.
It’s like she got it caught in a Parent Trap! HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, I meant “Bear Trap.”
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
Every Time a Bell Rings
iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles
The Internet Justice League
Dating Dos and Don'ts
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
