Less Notable Decisions of King SolomonPeasant 1: This is my loaf of bread!
Peasant 2: No, it is mine!
King Solomon: I will cut the loaf in two, and you shall each get half.
Peasant 2: Seems fair.
Peasant 1: I agree.
Statements from the Un-racist RacistIf Mexicans are supposedly so lazy, how come I always see them hard at work, selling fruit on the highway off-ramp?
Sports Announcers Who Don’t Quite Get It“Ohio State went on a 92 to 76 point run to end the game”
Sandwiches at the Jerry Maguire DeliShow Me the Salami
You Complete Meat
You Had Me at Hero
"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" Spin-off Ideas-Are You Taller Than a 9-year-old?
-Are You Stronger Than a Woman?
-Man vs. Baby
Stubborn Bully Who Sticks to his Principles Even During a School ShootingWhat are you doing, retard? You think I give a crap about your gay ass gun? Watch out, you almost got that grenade in your eye make-up, you scrawny freak.
Bad Movies, Worse Pope- Rocky V
- Robocop II
- Karate Kid III