find Britney Spears’ song “You Drive Me Crazy” a little more poignant since the events of the last few months? I bet whoever the “you” she was singing to feels less than flattered now
Other musical allusions to Britney’s cries for help:
“Hit Me Baby (One more time)” and “Oops I Did It Again” for repeat offending
“Toxic” a ballad to cocaine, alcohol, and abusive relationships.
“Not a Girl (Not Yet a Woman)” A) “Take these ridiculous genetic mishaps known as Sean Preston and Jayden James away from me,” or B) “I’m going to shave my head. Seriously. Watch me.”
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