Credits go to Dan Gurewitch and Jordan Hall for the joke, and to Streeter Seidell, for refusing to put it on the front page.
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...Then I asked him for money.
Often, my parents text me while I'm in class. One day, we were doing a dissection lab and I had to text my dad 'I'm busy atm'. My dad came home later that day and, very angry, told me 'I'm NOT an ATM, I'm your father.' I had to explain to him that atm was shorthand for at the moment around three times to for him to get it.




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Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?