Credits go to Dan Gurewitch and Jordan Hall for the joke, and to Streeter Seidell, for refusing to put it on the front page.
Rejected Sequels
Credits go to Dan Gurewitch and Jordan Hall for the joke, and to Streeter Seidell, for refusing to put it on the front page.

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Error Messages Get Personal
Really Inside Yearbook Jokes
The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell
#PostYourBestBobDeNiroFace
Internet Services for Dead People
Sexiest Summer Fashion for Women and Least Sexy Fashion for Men
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots