- Diversify your stock portfolio, invest in Enron today!
- Want to work from home? I’m doing it! See? Look, I just type these emails to people and some company in Bangladesh pays me $0.50 per message! Isn’t that great?
- Find the time-domain response of [ x’‘+4x’+4x = 2t+5 ] with initial conditions x’(0) = 0, x(0) = 0. Show your work. Also, porn!
- Want a bigger penis – Bungee cord, $0.75/foot ! Velcro straps, $1.00 each! WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!
- Hey, you there? Hello? Hellooo? Pick up. C’mon, pick up….
Pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup. I know you’re there, pick uuuuuuuup.
- THIS EMAIL IS LIKELY SPAM. ACTUALLY, IT’S DEFINITELY SPAM. YOU CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
- Online degrees… aren’t that great.
- Are you overweight? No? Nevermind.
- Click here for prawns! Tasty prawns. Do not confuse this with pr0n!
- What time is it?
- //|-|@+ t3h |-|3|_|_ |)03$ h|$ m3@||? D0 y0u 3/3n u|||)3r$@n|) +|-|i$? //|-|0 @r3 w3 m@rK3+i||& t0, a||y//@% ?!?!
- We have your dog. Pay up.
And the winner, sad to say, was one that I actually recieved.
You can find it here, but seriously… think twice before clicking.
Warned you.
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
