I have two roomates ones a Junior and the other a Senior soon to be one a victory lap (5th year). They have some strange comments…….

Tyler: Hey when yall guys make this tuna helper how many meals is it
Me: Like 4 or 5
Will: About 3 or 4
Tyler: Damn I ate the whole box
Me: Dude, you just ate 1,300 calories and took in 124% of your daily sodium and 85% of saturated fat.
Tyler: Oh well its better than me eatting a hamburger and fries or pizza

5 minutes go by when Tyler walks out of his room

Tyler: Im going to Brightside Grill yall want anything

This could be the reason hes gained 70 pounds since highschool