In the cutthroat world of commenting on pictures of girls making out, a noob’s head is undoubtedly brimming with questions. Who should I emulate? Who should I loathe? Is that Pee-wee Herman? Lucky for you, I have answered these questions and more in my Poor Man’s Guide to CollegeHumor.
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| Dan Gurewich | is the poor man’s | Paul Reubens |
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| Thomas Murray | is the poor man’s | Streeter Seidell |
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| Tommy Wilder | is the poor man’s | Tucker Max |
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| Katie Marino | is the poor chalker’s | Sarah Schneider |
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| The PBF | is the poor man’s | Cyanide and Happiness |
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| Girls Not Quite Making Out | is the poor man’s | Girls Making Out |
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| The Bible | is the poor man’s | Shameless Plug |
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| GaTekChiclet | is the poor lesbian’s | Lilly Walleck |
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| Graham | is the poor hater’s | Lena Chen |
I apologize to anyone I left out. Take solace in the fact that you are one of a kind… and don’t look like Amir.
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