Streeter Seidell

The Insult Generator

Last night we posted an article by GaTekChiclet which put forth a formula to generate insults. We laughed, we cried and one of us – a humble programmer who goes by the handle, Iowa – came in this morning, wrote a little program to automate the process and posted it to the site. It’s a perfect marriage of technology and the limitless potential humans have to hurt each other’s feelings.

I’m proud to introduce you all to our very own Insult Generator, based off GaTekChiclet’s formula.

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My boyfriend and I had started sleeping together, but hadn't been doing so for too long. We were still getting to know how kinky the other one was. So one night after hanging out he went to go get ready for bed I went and laid down in his bed naked, pretending to be asleep. I heard the door creak open, heard him walk quietly up to the foot of them bed, and begin slowly and... Read More » sensually licking my foot. I froze, completely repulsed and unsure how to react. I turned around to face him, and explain that I just wasn't ever going to be into that sort of thing, and could this even work out? . . .only to find his roommate's pitbull wagging her tail and licking away and my oblivious boyfriend still in the bathroom.