Well we all love to shock, and we all love to ryhme so it was destiny we came up with the shocker, and the rhymes that proceeded. Now we all have heard the ol' pink and stink lines so I thought it was time to add a shit load (or eight) new sayings.

1. Two in the bass, one in the ass.
2. Two in the pit, one in the shit.
3. Two in the canal, one in the bowel.
4. Two between the thigh, one in the brown eye.
5. Going on a two finger binge, with one in the minge.
6. Two finger salute, withone between the glute.
7. Back-door jabbin, with two in the cabin.

AND THE GRAND FINALE THE NEW SHOCKER LINE………………………

Two finger bowlin, with one in the colon.