The most holy day of the Christian year is almost upon us. However, there is also a holiday called Passover, celebrated by Jewish folks, taking place this weekend. It’s like when football and basketball are on TV at the same time; you’ve got to choose one. But don’t just celebrate based on which religion you practice. Weigh your options!
| Easter | Passover | |
| Death |  |  |
| Coming back to life | | |
| Egg | | |
| Painted Egg | | |
| Leavened bread | | |
| Long, boring family dinner | | |
| Plagues | | |
| Hiding Matzah | | |
| Hiding CANDY! | | |
| Time off school | | |
| ‘Rugrats’ Special | | |
| “Hey everyone, Uncle Saul is here!” | | |
“Here everyone, Uncle Winston is here!” | | |
| Commercialized |  | |
Santa | |
Happy Easter/Passover everyone!
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