How To Get Laid, Gauranteed

Hey guys, I am here to help you get horizontal with the lady or guy of your choice. These methods are guaranteed to work in less then 30 seconds if you play your cards right, so listen up, I’m only going to type this once.

1. If female, go up to male of your choice and grind your groin on his leg.

2. If male, win the lottery.

3. ….That’s about it…