A) Emerson College, Boston, MA
Submitted by Sam
After watching 'The Miracle Worker'
Intellectual Wizard: So, is this based on a true story?
B) Bentley College, Waltham, MA
Submitted by Bryan
In Cross-Cultural Understandings class, talking about the weather in France.
Professor: What would another name for rain be?
The Brilliance: Snow?
C) Washington University, St. Louis, MO
Submitted by Jeremy
So this is in my Great Philosophical Questions class. We were discussing
whether or not God existed:
Grade-A Genius: But if we can't prove whether God exists or not should we even bother talking about it?
Professor: Yes, because this is Philosophy class.
D) Pine Ridge, Ontario, Canada
Submitted by Martin
Professor: Okay guys for homework do questions one to three.
Ms. Einstein: Ummm Sir, do you mean questions one to three or questions
one, two and three?
E) University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
Submitted by Elena
Art History class. The professor is describing a piece with Christ on the
cross as the focus and the other people in the background
Professor: The man behind the cross is God, the dove is the holy spirit and
Jesus is the one on the cross.
Mental Giant: Wait So which one is Jesus then?
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