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The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!

The Nominees

A) Emerson College, Boston, MA
Submitted by Sam

After watching ‘The Miracle Worker’

Intellectual Wizard: So, is this based on a true story?

B) Bentley College, Waltham, MA
Submitted by Bryan

In Cross-Cultural Understandings class, talking about the weather in France.

Professor: What would another name for rain be?
The Brilliance: Snow?

C) Washington University, St. Louis, MO
Submitted by Jeremy

So this is in my Great Philosophical Questions class. We were discussing
whether or not God existed:

Grade-A Genius: But if we can’t prove whether God exists or not should we even bother talking about it?
Professor: Yes, because this is Philosophy class.

D) Pine Ridge, Ontario, Canada
Submitted by Martin

Professor: Okay guys for homework do questions one to three.
Ms. Einstein: Ummm… Sir, do you mean questions one to three or questions
one, two and three?

E) University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
Submitted by Elena

Art History class. The professor is describing a piece with Christ on the
cross as the focus and the other people in the background

Professor: The man behind the cross is God, the dove is the holy spirit and
Jesus is the one on the cross.
Mental Giant: Wait… So which one is Jesus then?
Professor: Silence

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