Surprising poll results – 100% of Americans say they've recently been recently surveyed.
Bad Ideas for TV Spin-Offs
- According to Jim, Jews Can't Be Trusted- Kids Say The Darndest Things When They're Being Tortured
- Joey
The Ultimate Paradox
I think beating a video game is equal parts success and failure.Cereal Dreams
I wish real life came in a cinnamon flavor…I wish Chex stayed crunchy, even in my stomach.. .
I wish a serial killer hadn't murdered my dad…. Gotta have my Pops…
Dr. Bully
"It appears that you have a severe case of faggotosis. I'm going to prescribe one dose of vicious wedgie, to be administered immediately."I Can Take Your Clothes Out Of the Dryer and Put My Stuff In If…
- It’s not lady-stuff.- The dryer has been off since I got there.
- It's your Nazi SS uniform and it's clearly already dry.
Guy Who is Confused By Fortune Cookies
"3, 28, 19, 43, 67, 12…. IN BED!!!"Crow Moments
Crow 1: I've got a bone to pick with you.Crow 2: That sounds really nice. It's a date.
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway, but no one eats at Subway?
A Conversation between Jesus and Joseph
"Clean your room.""You're not my dad."
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
The 10 Best Ways to Ask Someone to Prom
The 8 Nakedest College Traditions
The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians)
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The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
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