It was like my body had a built-in alarm clock

I’d roll outta my bed and head down the stairs

Hardest thing to do was decide what cereal to eat

I would grab a bowl and jump into one of the chairs

It depended on what kind of morning it was really

Did I want to tease that damn rabbit and grab the Trix,

I always knew what kind of milk to grab

And even if it was kid tested, no way in hell I’m grabbing Kix

So I’d sit there analyzing the puzzles on the boxes

They never challenged me or were something that made me relax

Corn Pops tasted like packing peanuts, believe me, I know

And God damnit, they didn’t taste like apples, why Apple Jacks?

Fruity Pebbles were too small and I choked on them

Frosted Flakes weren’t as great as they could be

The Keebler Elves, Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Well their cereal was too loud and scared the shit out of me

Fruit Loops could be fun but come on

A multicolored parrot named Tucan Sam?

Lucky Charms were ok except for the fact that we got the treasure

And the leprechaun didn’t give a damn

So many choices and I’d never know what to do

It was intimidating and I never wanted to make mistakes

The most important meal of the day

Screw it, where's mom, she'll make me pancakes