…than go to Fresno.
As the title suggests, this “article” will focus on things that I would prefer to do, have done to me, whitness, etc etc… than go to Fresno, California.
So please feel free to send me your “…than go to Fresno’s”
I would rather have a dog fart directly into my mouth, than go to Fresno.




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