This week’s Awesome Sport…
Ferret Legging!
It’s only a matter of time before this week’s Awesome Sport hits it big in America. Who could deny its appeal?
The rules to this English sport are simple:
- Wear loose pants.
- No underwear is allowed.
- Whoever can keep a ferret stuffed down their knickers the longest wins!
I know what you are thinking. Well the 1992 Ferret Legging champion, Reg,has a answer for you:
“Do they?? Why I had ‘em hangin for hours an’ hours! Two at a time — one on each side… I’ve been swelled up as big as that!” Reg then pointed to a 5 lb can of coffee.
So grab yourself a good ferret while you still can, because it won’t be long before this Awesome Sport finds its way to your home town.
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