I know everyone wanted to say it but didnt have the pair, so I will do it for you, my top 10 reasons why baseball blows hard….
10. Harry Carry R.I.P
9. On that note, the Cubs
8. The Yankees actually drafted your little brother…… then gang raped him.
7. Boston Red Sox fans enjoy the smell of their own farts.
6. So easyeven an unfrozen caveman lawyer could do it
5.Some teams are actually named after coloredsocks???
4. 162 games…really is that much necessary?
3.You can die just byattending a game
2. A major college sport that no one actually cares about
1.I dont know if you realized this, but they have a position they call “ball boy” thats just sick!
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