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A Collection of Short Poems

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MyPod

I got into the subway this morning
I saw a man
His lips were
…moving
Moving like mine
He was singing
the exact
same
song
that I was listening to.
In all the world…
two iPods
with the exact same song on
at the exact same moment.
OK,
that didn’t really happen
But how f*cking cool would that be?

Pretty Girl (A Haiku)
Hey there pretty girl
I really want to punch you
in your stupid face

More of Kev’s short poems after the jump..

The Struggle
Shake Shake Shake
Silver goes in
One more Shake
Twist, turn, turn
Thumb, index, middle
I only got seven peanut M&M’s this time

If I Had a Puppy
If I had a puppy
I would name him Rex
Or something else
that a dog should be called.
I would promise to take care
of him
But probably wouldn’t
I mean I’d feed him
I don’t think I’d walk him
Not if it’s cold out
anyway
You say I should not own
a puppy
But only the Lord can judge me

Gene
Gene Rayburn
How cool are you?
I love your microphone
And your intoxicated
smile
Are you still
alive?
Wikipedia has informed me
you died six years ago.
RIP Gene Rayburn

Think you can write a funnier poem than these? Post it as an update and send the link to CHPoetryCorner@gmail.com.

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