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Australians have a nickname for cancer – they call it “Jimmy Dancer.” In the spirit of re-naming serious illnesses with happy-go-lucky rhymes, we’re wondering:

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...Then I asked him for money.

Often, my parents text me while I'm in class. One day, we were doing a dissection lab and I had to text my dad 'I'm busy atm'. My dad came home later that day and, very angry, told me 'I'm NOT an ATM, I'm your father.' I had to explain to him that atm was shorthand for at the moment around three times to for him to get it.

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