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Summary of Star Wars

by Syrus on

Over the Easter Break I was astonished to find out how many of my friends did not fully understand the plot of the original Star Wars trilogy. I feel that it is my duty as an American to inform the public on one the some of the most influential works of the modern era, and as an added challenge I will limit myself to 31 words.


Boom, boom, big hairy thing, boom, machine dude, bullshit religion crap, boom, lightsaber thingy, boom, brother and sister kiss, boom, good verses evil, boom, lesbians, boom, big hairy thing, boom, end.

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