Why this Bird crapped on me

Warning: If given the chance this bird will poop on your shoulder

While standing under a tree today that most incredible thing happened to yours truly. A bird took a shit on my shoulder. Like most, my first reaction was what the F&*%, but after several hours I has the humor in the situation and decided to share it with all of you. Excluding the obvious reason that the bird just had to take a shit, I have listed 10 reasons as to why that poop landed on my shoulder.

1. He was excited that Goldeneye was coming to Nintendo Wii.

2. He was in some way related to Al Sharpton and saw this as a way of sticking it to the man.

3. The bird was protesting the recent Pac Man Jones suspension.

4. It was on of his fraternity scavenger list of things to do

5. He had just finished watching the movie the The Hunted staring Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro and like the rest of us he was disappointed.

6. Pissed about how it is rumored that the popular television show Myth Busters will run out of myths to test after 2008.

7. Thought I looked like the guy in the recent American Pie presents movie meaning that he no longer likes the series.

8. Realized that George W. Bush could not run for re-election in 2008

9. He had just won tickets to see Vanilla Ice live in concert.

10. He did not get any action over Spring Break